Thursday May 23rd, 2013
Archive for the ‘No Class Friday’ Category
The Jarome Iginla Conundrum
Last week I released “The 10 Things To Focus On In The NHL Playoffs.” One reader commented that he wants “to see if Iggy,” Jarome Iginla, “can finally get that ring.” I immediately regretted leaving Iginla off my list. The NHL loves to watch its elderly stars culminate their careers...
May 9th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday | Read More
The 10 Things To Focus On In The 2013 NHL Playoffs (Hint: One Of Them Is Beards)
Well that felt shorter than usual, didn’t it? After just 48 games, we’re about to embark on the perilous journey we call the Stanley Cup Playoffs. You may be fully immersed in the NBA at the moment, and really I can’t blame you, but the NHL playoffs offer the most exciting playoffs in sports....
April 30th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday | Read More
Champions League Recap: Germany 8, Spain 1
It’s that simple isn’t it? Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund stormed through their more heralded Spanish opponents in what will go down as the most shocking two days in Champions League history. Ever since the mercurial Cristiano Ronaldo migrated to Madrid from Manchester, Real Madrid and Barcelona...
April 25th, 2013 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Newtown, Boston And The Gift Of Play
Everything I write from here on out will fall offensively short of the standard I wish to achieve. I have experienced tragedy in my life but nothing to the extent of what the families in Newtown, Boston and various other places in our great country are currently going through as a result of violence....
April 18th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Your Champions League Update: Germany And Spain Play The Best Football In The World, Apparently
If you didn’t watch the Champions League quarterfinals, you missed out on sporting television at its best. On Tuesday, Galatasarray, Real Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, and Malaga turned in an evening for the ages. Gala faced a 3-0 aggregate deficit at the start of the match and went down early to a Cristiano...
April 11th, 2013 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
The Big Dance x Muse Present: Some Kind of ‘Madness’
We enter each March like modern Nostradamuses, offering bold predictions in vague statements: giants will fall at the hands of the meek. Soon enough the Florida Gulf Coasts, Wichita States, and La Salles of the tournament validate our prophecies. Though, of course, no one is impressed.
We associate...
March 25th, 2013 | Basketball, No Class Friday | Read More
Rory McIlroy Will Regret Rejecting Michael Jordan
Want to test your mettle? Play golf against Tiger Woods. Want to test your competitive psyche? Do anything with Michael Jordan. World number one golfer Rory McIlroy had the chance to do both this Friday in a member/pro exhibition.
Jordan invited the young Irishman to join him in a two-on-two match against...
March 15th, 2013 | Golf, No Class Friday | Read More
Philly Fans Don’t Always Hate: Explaining The Flyers-Penguins Rivalry
The Philadelphia Flyers host the Pittsburgh Penguins tonight in yet another installment of hockey’s best rivalry. The last time these two met, the Flyers’ Jakub Voracek netted a hat trick in a thrilling 6-5 victory in Pittsburgh.
These games have become must-watch affairs — fighting is...
March 7th, 2013 | Columns, Hockey, No Class Friday, Sports | Read More
Fan Favorites: Simon Gagne Is My Guy
My senior year of high school I named a resilient housefly after him that refused to die in Mrs. Frankowiac’s Economics class.
He scored a hat trick in a poem I wrote in 8th grade, which would give him four for his career.
I took his first name as my own in sophomore year Spanish.
I molded his...
February 27th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday | Read More
Matt Cooke Should Be Banned From The NHL
Last year the rehabilitation of the Pittsburgh Penguins’ Matt Cooke became one of the league’s best stories. Following a 2011 season that saw him suspended for the final 10 games, Cooke served only 44 minutes in penalties in 2012, a career low. His reputation as the league’s dirtiest...
February 14th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday | Read More
Alexander Ovechkin: What The Hell Happened?
Before Robert Griffin III came along, Washington, DC was Alexander Ovechkin’s city. The Capitals left winger was talented and charismatic. He beat defenders and goaltenders with equal abandon, producing as many big hits as big goals. He was fun. He was also very, very good.
In his first five seasons,...
February 8th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday | Read More
Soccer And Hockey Do It Better: A Commentary On Commentary
If you’ve been keeping up with my work here at TSFJ you probably know a) I like sports and b) of said sports, hockey and soccer are my two favorites. Forgive me, I’m white.
Not only do I enjoy playing these sports, but I enjoy watching them more than the others. I’m the kind of kid...
January 29th, 2013 | Et cetera, Hockey, No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More


