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Archive for the ‘Soccer’ Category
Champions League Recap: Germany 8, Spain 1
It’s that simple isn’t it? Bayern Munich and Borussia Dortmund stormed through their more heralded Spanish opponents in what will go down as the most shocking two days in Champions League history. Ever since the mercurial Cristiano Ronaldo migrated to Madrid from Manchester, Real Madrid and Barcelona...
April 25th, 2013 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Newtown, Boston And The Gift Of Play
Everything I write from here on out will fall offensively short of the standard I wish to achieve. I have experienced tragedy in my life but nothing to the extent of what the families in Newtown, Boston and various other places in our great country are currently going through as a result of violence....
April 18th, 2013 | Hockey, No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Your Champions League Update: Germany And Spain Play The Best Football In The World, Apparently
If you didn’t watch the Champions League quarterfinals, you missed out on sporting television at its best. On Tuesday, Galatasarray, Real Madrid, Borussia Dortmund, and Malaga turned in an evening for the ages. Gala faced a 3-0 aggregate deficit at the start of the match and went down early to a Cristiano...
April 11th, 2013 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Soccer And Hockey Do It Better: A Commentary On Commentary
If you’ve been keeping up with my work here at TSFJ you probably know a) I like sports and b) of said sports, hockey and soccer are my two favorites. Forgive me, I’m white.
Not only do I enjoy playing these sports, but I enjoy watching them more than the others. I’m the kind of kid...
January 29th, 2013 | Et cetera, Hockey, No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
The 5 Coolest Of 2012: #4 – Abby Wambach
True story: Prior to this past summer, my only memory of Wembley Stadium was SummerSlam 1992 when the main event was The British Bulldog against Bret Hart for the WWF Intercontinental Championship in front of 80,355 people or something crazy like that. Lennox Lewis came down the aisle for the main event...
December 26th, 2012 | Oympics, Soccer, Soul On Ice | Read More
The Equalizer: It’s Manchester United’s England Once Again
Nearly halfway through the Barclays Premier League season a familiar name sits at the top. Since this incarnation of England’s top league began play in 1992, Manchester United have won the title 12 times including 4 times in the previous 6 seasons.
Now, the premiership is arguably at its most competitive...
December 18th, 2012 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
The Equalizer: Chelsea’s Cold Weekend Proves Winter is Coming
Welcome to “The Equalizer” FKA “Goal of the Weekend,” new name, same column. On this weekend, a headline all too familiar to Chelsea fans dominated the news.
It’s Sunday night here in America, some five days after Roberto Di Matteo received his marching orders, destination: Siberia. Those...
November 27th, 2012 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Goal Of The Weekend: Sunderland’s Stephane Sessegnon Unleashes A Firecracker [VIDEO]
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is six feet five inches tall. He should not, nor should anybody save for maybe “Episode III” Yoda, be able to do this. Every goal from here on out will be rated 1-10 on the Zlatan scale, 10 being equal to the big Swede, one being Dill Friday vs. Cazenovia College.
Okay, enjoy...
November 19th, 2012 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Goal Of The Weekend: Edin Dzeko And Manchester City Welcome Back David Silva
Before we get to the soccer, we’d be remiss if we didn’t dedicate a paragraph to our veterans, both American and foreign. The beautiful game, international as it is, benefits more than any other sport from the sacrifices of soldiers. Appropriately enough, Arsenal kicked off the weekend with a French-German...
November 12th, 2012 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More
Goal Of The Weekend: The Premiership’s Most Hated Luis Suarez Closes The First Quarter
For years the English Premier League had operated under the “Big Four” paradigm. Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and Liverpool shared the top four spots while the rest of the league was left to scrap its way into fifth place.
But the rise of Manchester City, Tottenham Hotspur and other challengers...
November 5th, 2012 | Soccer | Read More
Goal of the Weekend: Carlos Tevez Puts Man City On His Back While Controversy Reigns
A series of contentious refereeing decisions in the biggest matches marred a weekend of great soccer. The men with the whistles were featured prominently in Liverpool at Everton as well as Manchester United at Chelsea. The former ended 2-2 when it should have been 3-2. The latter ended 3-2 when it should...
October 29th, 2012 | Soccer | Read More
Goal Of The Weekend: Unlikely Improvisation From Wigan’s Emmerson Boyce
In the pantheon of great plays, the improvisational has a unique home. Improvisation doesn’t rely on context. It is the product of split-second thinking when one is presented with unfortunate circumstances. The spectacular nature of the play comes from the build-up rather than the result. The how...
October 22nd, 2012 | No Class Friday, Soccer | Read More


