Starting Lineups: I Can't Tell If My Fantasy Football Team Is Terrible Or Not; Please Help


On Wednesday night, while my two brothers in crime were doing God's work in producing the internationally-acclaimed podcast The Unsportsmanlike Conduct Show, I was doing something that I deemed far more important and necessary in my life.

The fourth Annual ETSF Fantasy Football Draft was conducted at Mecklenburg Gardens in Cincinnati, Ohio.

I don't think you all understand how hard it is to get 12 individuals in one room at the same, much less the 12 goons that I associate with. With that being said, big ups to the following goons: Scott F., Terrance, Doc, Jeff F., Scott S., JAG, King Phil, Esquire, Cool Black, Brian and Wisseh.

I hope you all finish in second place behind me.

Anyway, here are the results of last night's festivities. I genuinely can't tell if I have a dope as hell squad or a squad that's just "eh." Or possibly a terrible team. Check out my squad, starters in bold.

QB: Peyton Manning, Andrew Luck, Joe Flacco

RB: Ryan Mathews, Darren McFadden, Jammal Charles, Felix Jones

WR: Hakeem Nicks, Jeremy Maclin, Reggie Wayne, Sidney Rice

TE: Owen Daniels, Colby Fleener

Defense: Cincinnati Bengals

Kicker: Nate Kaeding

Please let me know in the comments section if I have a team worth a damn. Here's your pertinent reading material for the day.

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Chan-Lo: Beyonce Holed Up In NYC Studio w/ Hit-Boy & Ye?

Fast Company: How To Create A Company That Won't Fail? Put Women On Your Board

Kiratiana Travels: Where’s the Best Place to Watch the Men’s 200m Final? Jamaica House

NY Mag: The Yankees Are Cooling Off a Little Too Much

LA Times: Time for UCLA football players to name that tune

The Front Office: Ankle Insurance: Leandro Barbosa revokes policy

Scoop Jackson: The broader impact of black male athletes' arrests

6 Magazine: The Quitter via Twitter – John McGee

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