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“I would like to be traded, yeah. Tough as it is to come to that conclusion there’s no other alternative, you know?” — Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant’s public demand to be shipped out of Hollywood in 2007, while a guest on The Stephen A. Smith Show, was a ground-breaking story. Here was Bean – arguably the league’s best player at the time and by far its most polarizing – stuck in an unenviable phase of his career which saw pundits publicly doubting if winning a title without Shaq and as the unquestioned Alpha dog was even possible (who had won alongside Dwyane Wade in Miami a year before).

There was panic in Kobe. The demand proved such. He knew, as an 11-year veteran, more seasons were behind him than in front, and the situation needed to be remedied quick, fast, and in a hurry. The image of the Kobe we see now  – the possessed workaholic whose determination to win conjures memories of Michael Jordan – was preceded by the “selfish superstar who would never trust his teammates enough to be called champion again” stage. Yes, people, there was a time when Kobe was the only player in history with three rings and none of them meant jack sh*t in the eyes of many.

How the story panned out is as simple as a Google search. Kobe never left L.A., quickly reversing his stance. The Lakers eventually got it right and traded a lifetime cannabis club membership and a pack of wine black and milds in Javaris Crittenton and Kwame Brown, the gem who became Marc Gasol and two first round picks in 2008 (Donte Greene) and 2010 (Grevis Vasquez) to Memphis for Pau Gasol. Kobe and Pau eventually appear in three consecutive Finals, winning a pair. But because it is March and the playoffs don’t begin for another month and a half, we’ll play the “what if?” game. The game where right and wrong answers take backseats to almost unrealistic conspiracy theories.

In this case, what if Kobe Bryant’s trade to the Chicago Bulls went down? It’s not a matter of if the NBA landscape changes moving forward. It’s more like how much. The answer may surprise you.

1. The Makeup Of The Chicago Bulls

So Kobe’s traded to Chi-Town for Luol Deng (despite Kobe’s demands otherwise), Tyrus Thomas and, maybe, Ben Wallace. While not equal compensation,  at least the Lakers receive something out of the deal and building blocks for the future (which we’ll get to later). This means Bryant’s looking at a tentative lineup of Kirk Hinrich, himself, Andres Nocioni, Drew Gooden and Joakim Noah. With Ben Gordon coming off the bench, too. That’s not enough to win the East (especially since Boston snagged Ray Allen and Kevin Garnett that same summer), but it does make Chicago immediately more competitive and an attractive pick for nationally-televised games. Plus, there’s the entire “Kobe in Chicago going shot-for-shot with Jordan’s legacy” dynamic, which he would have relished. Wearing #24, too? Too good to be true.

Now, keep in mind, Chicago likely ends up in the playoffs the 07-08 season with Kobe landing in the MVP conversation. The Bulls have their first true megastar since you know who and Harold’s Chicken somehow finds a way to name a sauce after him. All seems well and they appear one more piece (maybe Gasol comes to Chicago? It’s a reach, so what?) from a legitimate championship contender. Who knows, but said piece definitely wouldn’t have been…

2. Derrick Rose Perhaps Ends Up In Miami

There’s no way Chicago snags the number one overall pick in 2008, meaning the Miami Heat land in that spot. Suddenly, things get crazy picturing a Derrick Rose, Dwyane Wade and Shawn Marion trio in South Beach. Now, with all due respect to the season Michael Beasley put together at Kansas State in 2007-2008, franchise-esque point guards (which Rose was touted as) are rarities. Suddenly, these Bulls/Heat match ups in 2008-2009 have storylines oozing out the edges with Kobe vs. a completely rehabilitated Wade and Wade/Rose returning home twice a year.

Given how Rose’s career has progressed over the years, the selection makes sense for Miami, and the possibility of a Rose/Wade fast break is pretty damn cutthroat. Suddenly, we’re looking at power struggles out East with Kobe’s Bulls, Wade/Rose’s Heat, the Boston Three Party (plus Rondo), Dwight’s Magic (that 2009 team should have never removed Rafer Alston from the starting lineup in the ’09 Finals) LeBron’s Cavs and Detroit’s last stand.  Sound like the world’s greatest cluster*ck yet? Of course, it does.