Starting Lineups: The Miami Heat Signed Ray Allen And Rashard Lewis (SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS)

Yes, that LMFAO song with Lil' Jon called "Shots" is what ran through my head when I realized that Rashard Lewis and Ray Allen had both officially signed with the Miami Heat on Wednesday.

I tweeted this yesterday, and there was a range of reactions from, "Ed you've lost your damned mind," to "OMG that could be the scariest thing ever."

Yep. The Miami Heat have begun refining their approach after realizing what their true formula for a championship would and could be. Get shooters, shooters and more shooters. Then, when LeBron James and Dwyane Wade get the ball and get double-teamed...


Here is your pertinent reading material for Thursday, enjoy the day.

Big Cat Country: The 10 Biggest Trolls In Sports History

The Classical: A Role for Every Player, A Player for Every Role

Wall Street Journal: No Howard, But the Party Will Go On

Uni Watch: Everything You Need to Know About the Olympics

Rap Radar: Nas Performs At The ESPY Awards

Yahoo! Sports: LeBron James says rest isn't a concern for him during London Olympics

Scoop Jackson: Chicago White Sox season rests on shoulders of Alex Rios

Edge of Sports: Serena Williams and Getting “Emotional” for Title IX

Deadspin: Jon "Bones" Jones Sounds Like He Really Doesn't Want To Fight Anderson Silva

Smoking Section: Adrian Peterson Got Wasted And Resisted Arrest. Let’s Make Sense Of It.

FOX Deportes: College Basketball Coaches Told Russell Westbrook To ‘Go Run Track’

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