My senior year of high school I named a resilient housefly after him that refused to die in Mrs. Frankowiac's Economics class. He scored a hat trick in a poem…
Fan Favorites: Simon Gagne Is My Guy
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Matt Cooke Should Be Banned From The NHL
Last year the rehabilitation of the Pittsburgh Penguins' Matt Cooke became one of the league's best stories. Following a 2011 season that saw him suspended for the final 10 games,…
Matt Cooke Should Be Banned From The NHLAlexander Ovechkin: What The Hell Happened?
Before Robert Griffin III came along, Washington, DC was Alexander Ovechkin's city. The Capitals left winger was talented and charismatic. He beat defenders and goaltenders with equal abandon, producing as…
Alexander Ovechkin: What The Hell Happened?
Soccer And Hockey Do It Better: A Commentary On Commentary
If you've been keeping up with my work here at TSFJ you probably know a) I like sports and b) of said sports, hockey and soccer are my two favorites.…
Soccer And Hockey Do It Better: A Commentary On Commentary
The 2013 NHL Season Preview You Never Knew You Needed: A Chat Amongst Hockey Bros
The NHL lockout was an excruciating and infuriating experience for hockey diehards and NHL fans across the world. Thankfully, albeit later than we'd all like, the two sides came to…
The 2013 NHL Season Preview You Never Knew You Needed: A Chat Amongst Hockey Bros
The NHL Returns: Why You Should Watch
Sports fans, rejoice. After 113 days of night, the NHL lockout is finally over. I refuse to write another word about the most embarrassing episode of Gary Bettman's very embarrassing…
The NHL Returns: Why You Should Watch
The NHL Stops, Hockey Does Not
As I begin to write this, it's January 1, 2013, the scheduled date of the most anticipated Winter Classic yet. Emphasis on scheduled. As you've likely heard by now, the…
The NHL Stops, Hockey Does Not
The Equalizer: It's Manchester United's England Once Again
Nearly halfway through the Barclays Premier League season a familiar name sits at the top. Since this incarnation of England’s top league began play in 1992, Manchester United have won…
The Equalizer: It's Manchester United's England Once Again
The Equalizer: Chelsea's Cold Weekend Proves Winter is Coming
Welcome to “The Equalizer” FKA “Goal of the Weekend,” new name, same column. On this weekend, a headline all too familiar to Chelsea fans dominated the news. It’s Sunday night…
The Equalizer: Chelsea's Cold Weekend Proves Winter is Coming
Goal Of The Weekend: Sunderland's Stephane Sessegnon Unleashes A Firecracker [VIDEO]
Zlatan Ibrahimovic is six feet five inches tall. He should not, nor should anybody save for maybe “Episode III” Yoda, be able to do this. Every goal from here on…
Goal Of The Weekend: Sunderland's Stephane Sessegnon Unleashes A Firecracker [VIDEO]
