Two things quickly. One, I have a rule that if I didn't see the dunk live (or within a reasonably close time of detonation), I can't do an obituary. Two, Blake Griffin's going to receive his own wing of the Obituary Hall of Fame. This is getting out of hand. A conversion from our Sunday School posts, here are your daily links to start your morning off right.
The Smoking Section: Which Coach Had The Bigger Fail – Ozzie Guillen Or Bobby Petrino?
Day and a Dream: Q-Tip Signs To G.O.O.D. Music
Marble Stoop: Video: Dom Kennedy Explains "The Yellow Album"
Jason Whitlock: Vermeil is perfect choice for Saints
Absolut-ism: The Wondrous Ways of the White Woman: 5 Steps to Frolicking
Beyond The Arc: Nerlens Noel commits to Kentucky
Bomani Jones: When Bobby Petrino Lies, And When He Tells The Truth
Bull City: Why Is Russell Wilson's NFL Stock Dropping?
Fast Company: Instagram, Facebook, And The New Zero-Revenue Acquisitions
Nice Kicks: Air Jordan 5 “Wedding” PE
SLAM Online: Photos: Mitchell & Ness Spring Preview Party
Eddie Maisonet is the founder and editor emeritus of The Sports Fan Journal. Currently, he serves as an associate editor for ESPN.com. He is an unabashed Russell Westbrook and Barry Switzer apologist, owns over 100 fitteds and snapbacks, and lives by Reggie Jackson’s famous quote, “I am the straw that stirs the drink.”