I'm probably really close to getting kicked out of my apartment after Monday night.
Usually, I come here and leave a few hundred words with witty commentary on whatever interesting events that might have occurred from the previous night. Unfortunately, I'm going to be unable to do such a thing.
Game Five took something out of me. Maybe my nerves. Maybe five years off my life. Maybe more grey hair. Who knows? The Oklahoma City Thunder won last night. The San Antonio Spurs didn't. That's all that matters.
Russell Westbrook's alley-oop dunk from Kevin Durant was just plain awesome. The things that occurred after it was like riding a roller coaster with no seatbelt. Doesn't matter; the Thunder won. That's all that matters.
Here's your pertinent reading material for Tuesday. Enjoy the day.
Dirty Tackle: Pele actually criticizes Neymar
Forum Blue and Gold: Andrew Bynum, Free Agency, And Uncertainty
Smoking Section: The Summer Of Drake: Beef, Music, Women & Everything In Between
With Leather: Baserunning: You’re Doing It Wrong
Bull City: Trickin' Should Be An Olympic Sport
House That Glanville Built: Things You Don't See Every Day, Phillies Edition
The Front Office: 2 Chainz makes an appearance on ESPN First Take
SLAM Online: Smooth Operator
Pasta Padre: UFC Goes to EA Sports
Pro Football Talk: Rex Ryan thinks today’s NFL has the right mix of hitting and safety
Eddie Maisonet is the founder and editor emeritus of The Sports Fan Journal. Currently, he serves as an associate editor for ESPN.com. He is an unabashed Russell Westbrook and Barry Switzer apologist, owns over 100 fitteds and snapbacks, and lives by Reggie Jackson’s famous quote, “I am the straw that stirs the drink.”