Robert Lewandowski is one of the best footballers in the world. Of course, because he plays for one of the best football clubs in world, Robert Lewandowski comes off the bench from time to time.
Lewandowski was inserted into the lineup at halftime, as Bayern Munich was down a goal Wolfsburg 1-0. Wolfsburgh is a quality side, as they finished as runner-ups in the Bundesliga table last year and currently sit 3rd this season.
Lewandowski doesn't care about Wolfsburg, all he cares about is scoring goals. So much so that he decided to score five of them. In nine minutes. Courtesy of FS1, here are all five goals in their visual glory and the soundtrack of raucous fanfare in Munich, as Bayern Munich secured the win 5-1 over Wolfsburg.
Also, here was the halftime discussions that were happening behind the scenes in the Bayern Munich locker room.
Pep Guardiola: Lewandoski, can we get five goals from you by chance?
Robert Lewandowski: Talk to my representative, Tron Carter.
Tron Carter: FIF.
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Eddie Maisonet is the founder and editor emeritus of The Sports Fan Journal. Currently, he serves as an associate editor for ESPN.com. He is an unabashed Russell Westbrook and Barry Switzer apologist, owns over 100 fitteds and snapbacks, and lives by Reggie Jackson’s famous quote, “I am the straw that stirs the drink.”